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Aku terbaca posting ni kat blog Ieda. Really hillarious!!

Kids Come Up With The Craziest Things

Out of the mouth of babes come wisdom, says an old proverb. A class of first-graders proved the accuracy of the adage while giving their teacher a humorous lesson on old sayings.

To test the six-year-olds’ knowledge, the teacher gave the pupils the opening phrases of famous proverbs and asked them to fill in the endings. She discovered kids DO say the darndest things:

• Better to be safe... than punch a fifth-grader.
• Strike while... the bug is close.
• Better late... than pregnant. (for the uninitiated, ‘late’ is as in late period, not late for school)
• No news is... impossible.
• A miss is as good as a... Mr.
• A penny saved is... not much.
• Love all, trust... me.
• When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.
• Where there’s smoke, there’s... pollution.
• Happy the bride... who gets all the presents.
• An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
• It’s always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time.
• Never underestimate the power of... termites.
• You can lead a horse to water but... how?
• If at first you don’t succeed... get new batteries.
• Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
• The pen is mightier than the... pigs.
• Two’s a company, three’s... The Musketeers.
• Don’t bite the hand that... looks dirty.
• None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.
• If you lie down with dogs, you’ll... stink in the morning.
• Don’t put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed.
• You can’t teach an old dog new... Math.
• You get out of something... what you see pictured on the box.
• Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

Kih kih kih... aduiii sakit perut aku....!!!